It's a Dilbert World

As a joke yesterday, I climbed across the receptionist's desk in our front lobby. She's a germaphobe (and WAS a friend). I thought it was funny. Apparently she didn't, as I received the following email from HR shortly thereafter, with the Subject line of : Horseplay
Bob,

Your actions this morning in the lobby are troubling and could bring about discipline for horseplay, misuse of county property, and discourteous treatment of a co-worker.  It could have resulted in injury to yourself, others, or county property.  I will assume it was a temporary lapse of judgment, but please refrain from similar behavior in the future.

The HR person who sent it is a friend and I thought it was a joke. Nope, dead serious.

This is the most ridiclous thing yet since I started here. And that's not a short list.